We Rank Our Top Ten Fears And Roast Each Other

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Bad drivers win our fear list so fast it’s honestly depressing. We sit down as a family and build a top ten fears ranking from scratch, which means we don’t just confess what scares us, we also interrogate whether those fears are rational, irrational, or just the result of one terrible childhood memory that never let go. The arguments get loud, the logic gets questionable, and the honesty hits harder than we expect. 

We get weirdly specific (yes, socks on stairs makes the list for a minute), then go straight into the big stuff: drowning and the pure panic of losing your breath, claustrophobia and the nightmare of getting stuck, fear of heights that shows up in real life more often than you’d like, and the anxiety spiral that comes with getting sick and realizing how fragile the body can be. We also talk about back injuries as a fear because pain can erase your normal life overnight, and we get real about money stress and the fear of being poor when responsibility is on your shoulders. 

After the bonus round locks in our final top ten fears, we change gears and try a few wild Target finds, including Buffalo Wild Wings flavored Pringles and Coors Light beer cheese Cheez-Its, with quick ratings and strong opinions. If you like family banter, comedy, and surprisingly thoughtful takes on everyday anxiety, hit play, subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review. What fear would you put at number one?

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Transcript

Why We Fear What We Fear

SPEAKER_04 0:01

Fears! We're talking about fears. Our top ten family fear lists. Oh, has nothing new with Halloween. Even though that's coming up very soon. These are just things we are generally afraid of and are they irrational? Are these irrational fears? Are these rational?

SPEAKER_01 0:18

I think most of them are rational. Okay. I'm Josh. I'm Rachel. I'm Calvin.

SPEAKER_04 0:24

I'm Jackson. And this is Relatively Terrible. I love you, but you're all terrible. Welcome back to the Relatively Terrible Podcast. We are the Uploads of Fun Family questioning culture with comedy and just enough dysfunction to feel normal.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

I feel dysfunction!

SPEAKER_04 0:40

That will never be on a t-shirt. Today we're doing our top ten fears. I'm gonna start it off.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:47

Again, we all put our top five fears. Yeah. There's a lot of crossover. What's one of the main ones you guys noticed? Heights. Heights.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

That's you three. But I think we had some common ground maybe around water drowning, maybe? I don't know. I didn't even see get to see your five. Oh, you didn't even put them in the chat.

SPEAKER_03 1:08

I know, I just wrote them on the list.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:10

You barely go outside, mom. Why are you afraid of drowning?

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Do you know, like when you guys watch movies, like that scene in backrooms where she's on those little steps going up high, and you guys are all like, ooh, it doesn't that doesn't bother you? No. But anything underwater does. Especially if they're not wearing like a suit or something, if they're with no oxygen, that gives me the heebie jeebies. Don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

You've never even been to a beach.

SPEAKER_05 1:37

Yes, I have!

SPEAKER_01 1:38

When?

SPEAKER_03 1:39

When?

SPEAKER_04 1:39

Oh when have you been to a beach? I cannot confirm nor deny. Have we ever been to a beach together?

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Maybe not. But definitely went to Lake Erie as a kid and went to the beach.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

Not a beach. Yeah, not a beach. Not the ocean.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Oh, I've been to the ocean.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Oh, I've been to the ocean. What ocean? What part of the ocean? Okay, okay. But let's just get this started. Let's get it in. Come on. Let's get into this.

Socks On Stairs

SPEAKER_04 2:05

I'll go first. Oh boy. Wearing socks on stairs. This is not a fetish, this is a fear.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

I don't like it. Our stairs are not carpeted, and I cannot stand it when I see any of you walk down the steps with socks on. Like I just always envision somebody slipping and falling and breaking a limb or getting seriously hurt in some way.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

I have fallen down these back steps two times since we've owned this home. I don't know if it was socks or what. Jackson, what do you where do you want to start us at?

SPEAKER_03 2:40

Well, I've never gotten brain lesions because of wearing socks on the stairs. So this doesn't really affect me that much. I say it's six or seven.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

I would put it at eight. I think it's low. It's towards the bottom. Uh, but it's not six or seven. Okay. I think it's eight.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Yeah, I agree. I would actually probably put this more like nine or ten, honestly.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

I'll do let's do nine. Yeah. Okay. Nine. Wearing socks on the steps. Again, a fear, not a fetish.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Mama's turn. Okay, what do we got?

Drowning And Breath Panic

SPEAKER_01 3:19

We have drowning.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

Drowning in my Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

Okay, you've got to be kidding me. When have you ever been near, I guess you've been near an ocean before, which I'm still calling BS on that. But when have you ever been in a situation where you're like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna drown? Do you not know how to swim?

SPEAKER_01 3:40

You are such an ass. Wow. I just, to me, drowning, anything that like affects your breathing is just terrifying to me.

SPEAKER_04 3:51

Drowning would be the absolute worst way to die.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Yeah, I'd rather take a bullet, I think.

SPEAKER_04 3:56

That being said, I'm not afraid of it. Because I feel like you have to be in certain situations for that to happen. We don't own a boat. We're not out on the water a lot.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

And if you ever find yourself underwater, about to drown, you know what you gotta do? Swim. Go up!

SPEAKER_02 4:14

Wow. But what if you're like trapped?

unknown 4:17

How?

SPEAKER_02 4:18

What situation are you getting trapped underwater? I don't know. Submarine!

SPEAKER_04 4:22

I would never go on a submarine for that reason. Aren't you on a submarine? If you're in the submarine, you're fine.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

What if you're not fine anymore? What if something with a submarine breaks down? Have you never seen the movie The Abyss?

SPEAKER_02 4:34

Do you not remember the whole submarine situation that happened like a couple years ago?

SPEAKER_04 4:38

I do, but I would never put myself in that situation anyway. Stay away from submarines.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

I don't know how to make it more clear.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

I'm more afraid of kids drowning. Like when we had young little kids and we had a pool at one point, cheap ass pool. Cheap ass drowning. I was really worried.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Cheap ass drowning.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

I was really worried at that point that we were gonna have a kid drown. But Jackson, start us off. Where are you putting drowning to start?

SPEAKER_03 5:05

I mean, it could happen, so it's I say seven. Seven, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

I I could get on board with seven.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Looks like drowning's going at seven. Yep. Cheap ass drowning. Cheap ass drowning. Emphasis on the cheap ass.

Claustrophobia And Getting Stuck

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Getting stuck in small spaces. Who put that? So Calvin put it.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Oh, did you put that too?

SPEAKER_01 5:31

I put small spaces.

SPEAKER_04 5:32

I didn't put it, but I am very claustrophobic. I remember when I was a kid, one time specifically, when I learned that I had this fear, I used to see the cat. We had a coffee table, and both ends of the coffee table were open, and the cat would like shoot through it and go around. So I tried it. Oh god. And I got stuck. And I remember just freaking the F out. And all my grandma did was grab my feet and just pull, and I was like, oh. Okay, I guess I'm good. And that's when I learned I had claustrophobia.

unknown 6:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Small spaces are bad.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

I've never been in a claustrophobic situation before. I can't think of one. And anytime we're on an elevator and it's packed, I just kind of look on my phone and just kind of like everything's fine, and it is fine, because then you're you get off the elevator and everybody spreads out.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

So I just, you see, I saw a video not long ago, and I meant to tell you guys about it that somewhere in Memphis, there is actually an underground um art exhibit.

SPEAKER_04 6:33

Hell to the I've seen it. Hell to the no. Would never go.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

What?

SPEAKER_04 6:37

It's a manhole in the ground that's open and you go down into the art exhibit in Memphis. Oh no. How are you getting out? They never show how you get out. I've seen the video like ten times.

SPEAKER_00 6:48

Absolutely. Territized me to no end.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

No, they won't be in business for much longer.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

Alright, where are we putting small spaces or claustrophobia? Jackson. Honestly, I can see myself being in tighter spaces than I see myself being in the frickin' ocean, so I'll say six. I was gonna say five. I think it's a top five here.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

I'm top five on that one.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Top five. Yeah. I gotta go five. So not that far off.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

No, not bad.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

Jackson?

SPEAKER_00 7:15

All right, Jackson. Pick and choose.

Sickness Anxiety And Control

SPEAKER_03 7:18

Getting sick. Oh yeah. Eight. Anything from brain lesions to the stomach flu to common head cold. Sickness just sucks. At bare minimum, it's annoying.

SPEAKER_04 7:31

Yeah, I also think about getting older and or like I think a lot of times about getting cancer or something serious. I just think of all the things that can go wrong in our bodies, and I also think about, as an adult, insurance and how much they just want to screw you very hard, but not in a good way.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

So it's pretty bad. Well, if I ever did get cancer, I would rename myself Walter Wright because I would basically be Walter Wright. Walter White, except I am what he should have done. Stayed with my wife and family, accepted my rich friend's money.

SPEAKER_04 8:03

Hey, you know, Calvin, did you want to say anything? I know we're not supposed to talk over each other, but what the f was that?

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Um, I mean, I don't fear getting sick. If I get sick, I get sick. I can't control that. That is a very healthy attitude. Congratulations for making the control. It is annoying. Like, if this was a top 10 annoying things, this would be like two.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

We should do that next. Top 10 annoying.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

Let's remember that. Colin's got a healthy attitude about it. I agree. I would put at eight because I don't really fear it. Where are you starting to just?

SPEAKER_03 8:34

Well, you never had brain lesions, you selfish bastard. And you broke her. Yeah, well, it's always a possibility, jackass. I'll say uh this one's high for me. I think this is above small spaces. This is four. Wow for me.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

I fall somewhere in the middle. I don't, I would rank it higher than eight, but I don't know that I would put it top five. I would say six.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

What did you say? I said eight. I guess I guess I would put it at six. Okay. That's fine. I understand why I could trust me, I understand why Jackson would want it higher. And also, I also think about my back issues, but that's a separate one in there that I put in there. I put hurting my back. It's just any kind of sickness, any kind of bodily injury can really just mess with your life. We just don't we take our bodies for granted uh so much more than we should. So I think I'm okay with sickness being at six. All right, here we go.

Heights Hit Hard

SPEAKER_04 9:36

Heights.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

Okay, one. Hold on. Easily one. Hold on, bro. When are you ever up high? Uh Dragon Con last year.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

Oh, that was shit. That was a mess. That was terrible. Remember the one place in Memphis where we got those burgers every time I looked up, look up.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

He wasn't even up high. He's looking in a building up high.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

I hate it. I just remember at DragonCon, I ran my finger, like we would go to our hotel room. We're on the 65th floor. I would run my fingers along the side of like the railing, and my finger like my palms got stuck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

Anytime we went out of our hotel room, my knees, my back of my knees started to sweat.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

It was 65 floors up.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

That's a bit much. Okay. If you uh ever watch Loki, you gotta watch and look for some of the architecture. So this hotel, I think it was the Marriott. Yes. That's where they film some of Loki. So it's just super high. And instead of like the floors being enclosed, the floors are not enclosed, and you just see all the way down. Also, in the elevator, it's a glass elevator. So all right, where are we putting heights?

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Jax, get us started. I feel like there's something worse. I'll say two. Yeah. Okay, if there's yeah, two.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

I mean, this one doesn't bother me, but I'm definitely outnumbered here. And I do think the thing I'll say, out of the things we've really talked about so far, heights is actually one that you can actually encounter pretty easily in everyday life. So I think two makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

Two sounds good. Yep. Two. I can't really think of what one would be right now, but we'll get there.

SPEAKER_01 11:19

Alright, mama's turn again.

Back Pain War Stories

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Okay. I got hurting my back. Or do we want to count that as sickness and pick another one?

SPEAKER_04 11:29

That's not. Listen, mother. Listen. Listen, let me just let me just explain a couple things to you. Yeah. I hurt when I hurt my back, it was so bad that I could barely, I couldn't walk. I could I couldn't lay down. I couldn't sleep because I would try to sleep on the end of the bed with my knees on a pillow, and as soon as my head would nod, I'd it would hurt my back and I'd pop up. Could barely take a poop. Uh couldn't stand there to take a piss. Taking a shower was really hard. Uh, if I tried to pull my butt cheeks apart to get water in there, I couldn't even pull my butt cheeks apart. The muscles had like welded together.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

I'm glad it's funny to you. That's just a weird detail to wear.

SPEAKER_04 12:17

It is literally the first time in my life, and I'm a Christian from when I was born till now, and I love the Lord. I have never ever cried out to God the way I did when I was in that pain. So, that being said, you guys can laugh, you guys can say you've never experienced it, but I'm just telling you how it was. So, what do you guys think? I'm telling you, hurting your back is like one of the worst things that can ever happen. Anything spinal. Sorry, it wasn't the brain, Jax, but it was.

SPEAKER_03 12:49

It's almost like that seeing the office. What hey, doctor, which one's worse? A foot injury or a head injury? A head injury. Well, no!

SPEAKER_04 12:58

I am so sorry. Because this is not the same, because you would have to do an MRI for the back too and a and a cat scan.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

Listen, they opened up my brain and fixed.

SPEAKER_04 13:08

They did not open up your brain, they drilled a hole in your skull. I'm trying to fight this.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Listen, as somebody who loves both of you and had to observe both of you, one of you with very, very intense migraine pain from brain lesions, and you unable to move and get any relief for weeks on end, I can say they were both horrible in their own way.

SPEAKER_04 13:37

Yeah, Jackson.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

But I mean, it was terrible. So, like, I I would put this, I I think I would put this like at eight.

SPEAKER_04 13:47

Um Damn. Wait, what's at five? You can sleep on the couch tonight.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Small spaces.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

You're on the you're on the couch.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

The only reason I'm saying hurting my back is very specific. Like if Jackson had said brain lesions, I would have put that lower down because honestly it only affected him. Okay. But I will say, I am afraid of that happening to you again. So I'm I, you know, it's not nothing.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

I would say four because it's more common for people like us who are taller. Even if you're not trying to. So I'm gonna go four. It's yeah, definitely a pin.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

And I do think there is a greater risk of you hurting your back again as opposed to you getting brain lesions again.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

Write it down. All right, four, four, hurting my back. Four. Put it at eight. I can't believe I'm not allowed to say spoilies either. What? I'm married to Jan Levinson over here. Which one I say spoilies.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Yeah! I don't like that

Bad Drivers Become Number One

SPEAKER_01 14:44

word.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Oh, bad drivers.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

That might be one, especially number one, because one we encounter them weekly, if not daily. Yeah. Definitely could kill you. Very selfish, arrogant people. And it ha and it happens daily. Preach. So one.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

That's one. That's easily. I can't argue with that. Yeah, that that's one. Bad drivers. Bad drivers.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

It is something we experience frequently. So I'll be bad. Wow, bad drivers at number one. It's Jackson's turn. Yeah, it's my turn.

SPEAKER_03 15:21

Wait, is there three left then?

SPEAKER_01 15:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:23

Okay. That's crazy. I thought only some of the things.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

We still have spots three, eight, and ten.

SPEAKER_03 15:27

Well, ever since his back stuffed, he thinks he's the center of attention. Burn. When I had my brain stuffed, I was quiet and humble.

SPEAKER_04 15:36

Shut up. That's four times now. One podcast.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

That doesn't equal humble. I'm great at modesty. I'm the best at modesty. I'm the worst at modesty because I'm great at it.

Being Poor And Provider Pressure

SPEAKER_03 15:50

Being poor. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Being poor. Ten. Wow. Is there some privilege ass? White privilege right here. Listen.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

Dicks. Ten. You know what? Eight. I don't think it's at all the way at the bottom, but this was Calvin being a jackass.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

That's why I was laughing. It's definitely an eight though.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

Why don't you explain why you put this on your topic?

SPEAKER_04 16:20

Because dad grew up poor. Because being poor would suck. It would be so. And I'm talking about like, I'm not talking about getting myself in trouble by like drugs or something like that. What about the mafia? I'm talking about life happens, something happens with my back again, I can't work, you pass away. Seeing how they act, they'd probably leave me right on the street. So there I'd be poor. We'd leave you a box. Yeah. So that's what I'm talking about. That kind of destitute.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

Like not actually able to pay your bills. Not, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

Most people that are poor, from what I've studied and researched, are it's it's of their own doing. And the reason they can't get out of that situation is because of drugs. A lot of times they're continuing to. I'm like, oh, how do they afford it? Everything they have goes towards it. So they can't even afford housing or food or anything. So that's the kind of porn I'm talking about. I do think 10 would be the right number for that because it is pretty ridiculous. So fix it in the bonus round if you want.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

But well, I just think it's ridiculous because as a family, we've never gotten to that point. That is true, Jackson's. We've been very blessed. So I just we have we have been.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

But when you are a husband and a father, then let's talk again. Because listen, I'm not trying to be a dick. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm really and stop thinking about like I'm gonna have sex. Oh I know that's why you're smiling. That's great. Good for you. I don't want to hear about it.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

I'm still getting over like just rating being poor.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Listen, seriously, seriously, it's it's it's just like that scene in Freaks and Geeks. He's like, How old is your son? 13. Call me when he's 16. It's true. You it there's there's this weird kind of pressure that I might I might put on myself, but it's just I don't want you guys to ever experience that. That's all. Yeah. Even though you're assholes to me during a podcast, I still don't want you to feel like that.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

So and I think, you know, I'm glad that you guys don't really know what that feels like.

SPEAKER_05 18:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

But yeah, there's definitely a different sort of pressure that hits when you move out and you're on your own and then you have kids, like, shit's expensive. And um, you know, just a couple bad decisions can really put you in financial ruin that you've got to somehow try to fight your way out of. And it does happen to people just by just making some some basic mistakes.

SPEAKER_04 18:56

I also want to say you guys mentioned I grew up poor. Here's the thing: most kids, when they become adults, they think they grew up poor. You guys have a better head on your shoulders, and you guys are more realistic, and you know that you didn't grow up poor. No. But there's a lot of kids, if they're they're in your situation, they would still think they were poor. And I'll say about my situation, we weren't wealthy, but it could have been a lot worse. There were a lot of things that happened that were pretty horrible because of money, but it could we were never on the street that kind of poor. Um, but we were never middle class, we were probably low lower class. I would I don't think that's saying anything wrong, do you?

SPEAKER_01 19:39

No. Okay, no.

SPEAKER_04 19:40

Because I don't want to like misrepresent my parents or anything like that, but also I'm not gonna be. I keep a reel, so you know. Keep a wheel gang.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Okay, so being poor, that's going at number 10. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

You should you should clip him reading that and just slow down. Being poor.

SPEAKER_04 19:59

I'm definitely not gonna do that. Let's go with the next one here, which is being late.

SPEAKER_02 20:08

What the shit is that? Being late. Being late. Oh, dude, that's who put that in there? Oh, Jack, is that Yeah, it's Jackson. That's bottom tier. Oh my god. Eight. No discussion there, eight.

SPEAKER_04 20:23

Again, we've never been late, so you don't even know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

Yeah, I'm just gonna put that at eight, and we'll just move on from my.

SPEAKER_03 20:31

I didn't know you were gonna put being poor like shit. Like, what the hell? What's number three?

SPEAKER_01 20:36

Okay, number three, choking.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

Valid. Choking on what? Don't answer that! Here we go. Honorable mentions, driving over bridges, roller coasters. Deep sea. Under the sea. Our house getting broken into. That was dad. That was dad.

SPEAKER_00 21:01

Wow, all of your like botherly fears are just being completely obliterated here.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

You can just When I said it the other night when I was doing it, I was like, I just opened myself up here and everyone's gonna like shit all over me.

SPEAKER_02 21:14

You can just hear like the dadness and these And these answers. Or house getting broken into. Being poor.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

We're gonna show them this in like 20 years. Let's see what they say.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Bugs. Ooh. Who put bugs? Me, I hate bugs. Mice slash rats. One day, like on your 80th birthday, I'm just gonna put like a bunch of rats on you.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

I gave birth to you. And you're gonna thank me by covering me in rats when I'm 80 years old.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

Wow. Alright, bonus round.

Bonus Round List Shakeup

SPEAKER_04 21:56

This is where we can make a change, we can add something, swap it, but once it's Changed, it cannot be changed again. That's always been the rule. Can I go first? Can we switch it up? Sure, Calvin, go first. Okay, so.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

My God.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

He's gonna cover me with rats when I'm 80. Why does he get to go?

SPEAKER_02 22:14

I don't know, because it's 2026. Anything else? Getting rid of being late and putting roller coasters. And you just put roll. Yeah. You just put roll. Okay, Jackson. Why's the whole word? No. Can you just get away? So yeah, I'm going next. No, no, no, I'm next.

SPEAKER_04 22:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

Yeah, Jackson.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Yeah, Jackson. I'm next. So what you doing, Dad? I am going to change nothing. I'm good. Wow. Yeah, this is a good list.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

I'll let Jackson go next. I'll go last.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

Yeah. Alright. Can't wait for this. What you doing? What you doing? Okay, so sickness, I gotta move sickness up. You know what? I'm switching sickness and choking.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

We gotta switch those up. Okay. What are you doing, Rach?

SPEAKER_01 22:54

Um, let me see. I'm gonna get rid of socks on stairs.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

And I'm gonna add mice and rats. If you want to see me stand on a chair and scream, let there be a rodent in the room. I think they're that bad. I can't see that.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

Have you ever encountered a live one? No.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Oh my gosh. So my parents' house.

unknown 23:16

What?

SPEAKER_01 23:17

My parents' house as a kid would occasionally get mice. And we had cats. And the cats would chase them. The cats would even get the mouse cornered. But they weren't hungry. They would never kill it. So it would always just be like literally like a Tom and Jerry kind of situation, running around the house, and I would be on a chair screaming.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

If I ever found a rat, I'm putting it under my hat so then it can control me.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

Okay, here's our family fears top 10 list, starting at number 10. Being poor. Nine, mice and rats, eight, roller coasters, seven, drowning, six, choking, five, small spaces, four, hurting your back, three, sickness, two heights, and one bad drivers. I don't know why, but when you said seven, drowning.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

That word is just funny.

Target Snack Reviews

SPEAKER_04 24:12

Okay, today on Relatively Terrible, we're gonna do something different. We are gonna try a couple of products that we found at Target.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Oh yeah, so we got oh yeah, Pringles Medium Buffalo Sauce from Buffalo Wild Wings Flavored. Okay. Uh, then another one from Buffalo Wild Wings, Parmesan Garlic. I don't know about that one. And then uh Cheese Its Coal Light Beer Cheese. Coarse Light.

SPEAKER_03 24:40

That looks like cool. It looks like coars. Everyone knows it's coars. Beer cheese cheese it's all right. 15 years. 15-year Pringle doesn't know how to read.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

What we're gonna do is we're just gonna each try one, give a little review, and move on.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

Which one we try and rate it on a scale of an Adam Sandler movie and Kim Kardashian's personality.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

No, wouldn't it be just our normal rating scale?

SPEAKER_03 25:02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

Actually, I'll take two. You know what? It's the first Pringle I've tasted in a while that tastes like something different from Pringles. Like most of them taste the same. I would say that's relatively fine. It is very hot.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

I think it's pretty good, but I uh they're a little too hot for me. I don't think I could sit there and like eat like a serving at one time. So I would say it's relatively fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Relatively good. Relatively great. I love them. Whoa. They are, I mean they're not gross. I've had the second one I had, it's kind of growing on me. It tastes like the medium sauce uh Buffalo Wild Wings. Yes. So I can't complain. If it was mild, yeah. This one, I'm not sure. Parmesan garlic. Oh geez. This is either gonna be great or parallel.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Gross, yeah. It does kind of taste like the the sauce.

SPEAKER_04 25:46

Which is weird.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

It doesn't really belong on a potato chip, I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

Wait a minute. I Spongebob one chat. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Over that?

SPEAKER_03 25:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

Ew.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

That's gross. His wife is gonna be so disappointed. Okay. Hang on.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

Yeah, it is for me, it's relatively questionable because it tastes like parmesan garlic, but it just feels like it doesn't belong on a chip.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Yeah, I I agree. Questionable. I didn't want to spit it out. It wasn't nasty, but I I wouldn't eat that. No.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

What about you guys? No, that's relatively great. That's relatively great.

SPEAKER_03 26:23

Damn it. Because I already love Parmesan garlic, and it does taste like the Parmesan garlic, so I can't complain. That's amazing. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 26:31

Alright, now we got the Coors Light beer cheese cheese that's limited time only.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

Now we go to a place in Cleveland called Slime's, and they have beer cheese. And it's really good. Makes me want to go. So we'll see if this one also makes me want to go.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

So get yourself ready to make like an aneurysm?

SPEAKER_00 26:52

This will be bad.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Makes you want to have an aneurysm? No, makes me wanna go.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

Wow, I kind of like those.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

No.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

Papa want more. I would say for me, I'm going relatively good. I might eat, I might actually eat some more of those.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

No, to me, that's relatively questionable. I don't care for it.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

Relatively great. Relatively great. Wow, all three relatively great for you guys? Those are all great. Yeah, those will be gone soon.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

Wow, okay.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

Dang. Yeah, those beer cheese are messed up. I thought this was relatively terrible.