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Why James Gunn’s DCU Stumbled With Supergirl (Spoilers)
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Supergirl was supposed to be the next confident step in James Gunn’s DCU. Instead, it left us asking a much harsher question: how do you follow a strong Superman with a movie that feels like a side quest, barely connected to anything, and somehow less sure of itself than the franchise’s past mistakes? We talk candidly about why the timing feels off, why the story doesn’t earn its stakes, and why “we’ll care later” is a dangerous strategy in an era of superhero fatigue.
We break down what actually works (yes, we’ve got thoughts on Lobo and why that casting has real potential) and what absolutely doesn’t. From kryptonite logic that collapses under basic scrutiny, to character choices that only exist to shove the plot forward, to uneven CGI that looks unfinished, the big theme keeps circling back to the same culprit: writing. We also dig into the movie’s identity crisis, where the tone and music cues lean so hard toward Guardians-style energy that Supergirl risks feeling like a remix instead of a distinct, well-drawn hero.
Then we zoom out to the bigger argument: what DC should do next. Should they build slowly like the MCU did, make audiences fall in love with side characters before handing them a solo spotlight, or scrap the whole approach and let great filmmakers tell contained stories? We even pitch fixes we’d make to the plot and character introductions, and we close with our ratings plus what we’re enjoying this week when we need a break from messy superhero storytelling. Subscribe, share with a DC fan who’s conflicted, and leave a review with your Supergirl score out of 10.
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Supergirl Backlash And Gunn Doubts
SPEAKER_04Is James Gunn on a roll for the first time with the DCU and the new movie Supergirl, or did he finally succumb to kryptonite poisoning?
SPEAKER_03Oh, he screwed up with this movie, my gosh.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was really bad. Uh Superman was just so good. So, see, like, why was Supergirl so bad? I'm I'm questioning James Gunn because now my trust in him is like, eh.
SPEAKER_03Especially for a guy who did such a great job in Marvel. Seriously. And then he did so great with Superman. Did he not get the right writers for this movie? What happened? Because this just went off a little bit.
SPEAKER_04I think Supergirl was a terrible choice for the second movie. I love how she was introduced. I love how she was introduced in Superman. Yeah. That was cool. But we weren't ready for this yet. Rach, what did you think of this movie? So, like, just spoiler-free.
SPEAKER_01It was a swing and a miss.
SPEAKER_03This is how Supergirl should have been introduced. James Gunn for years and years builds up the DCU. Everyone likes it. And Supergirl is a side character that you know and love. And once the fans finally demand a movie for this, that's when you put it out. Not your second movie in your new universe that doesn't connect to anything you've already put in Superman. No one, no one cares. So Jackson's not a feminist. I'm Josh.
SPEAKER_04I'm Rachel. I'm Gulvin. I'm Jackson, the not feminist. And this is relatively terrible. I love you, but you're all terrible. Welcome back to the Relatively Terrible podcast where the uploads of fun family questions culture with comedy and just enough dysfunction to feel normal.
Welcome And Spoiler-Free Verdict
SPEAKER_04That sentence was dysfunctional. On the okay, anyways, we're talking about Supergirl, which is about as bad as Jackson's jokes today. And actually, no, nope, I'm not gonna do that to you, Jackson. Supergirl is worse.
SPEAKER_03Oh damn. It must be bad.
Elevator Pitches And First Jabs
SPEAKER_04So, but with this first segment, we have to sell this movie. Elevator pitch. I'll start out Supergirl! Not even DEI can save this one.
SPEAKER_01Yikes.
SPEAKER_04Wait, what is DEI?
SPEAKER_01Diversity, equity, and inclusion.
unknownI don't know what that means.
SPEAKER_01Uh is it me?
SPEAKER_04It's you.
SPEAKER_01Um instead of supergirl, this is unexceptional girl.
SPEAKER_04Oh. That sounds like a country song.
SPEAKER_02Supergirl? More like super boring.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Alright, Jackson. Let's hear this whammo, whammer, whammer, zammer, whatever you call it.
SPEAKER_03Let's hear this slam. Supergirl. Just because it's a girl doesn't mean it's gonna be great. Yikes. That is so super. Oh, you're gonna get cooked. I don't care.
SPEAKER_04Alright.
What Worked And What Failed
SPEAKER_04What worked? What felt familiar? And what made you go, why the heck are we making a supergirl movie? Go ahead, Jax.
SPEAKER_03What worked was Lobo. I know that was a pretty divisive character for us. Some of us liked him, some of us didn't. He was pretty good. I honestly prefer Jason Momoa as uh Lobo over his performance as Aquaman. Aquaman, yeah. I I would like to see more of him in the DCU. What felt familiar, kind of the whole backstory. Like, we get it. We get the dog was important to her. Big freaking deal. Uh I don't care. And lastly, why did we make this movie? We didn't need to make this movie. We get it. She's trying to save her dog. Don't care. Make another John Wick. Like, come on. I don't This was just such a waste. And it didn't build up the DCU at all. This was like a side project gone wrong. We didn't need it. It advanced the universe in no way. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Calvin? What did it work?
SPEAKER_00Was that the question? Wait, what? What worked?
SPEAKER_02Oh, what worked? You can't see doing that to be funny. What worked? Okay, Calvin, what didn't work? Alright, what didn't work was. You can only say one thing though. Okay, so I'm just gonna say right now the whole movie was shit. But what didn't work was the whole thing with kryptonite. So when they were on that planet and the kryptonite sun was out for a long time. You're telling me she didn't die? And then all of a sudden the yellow sun appears for no reason. Now in Superman, uh Metamorpho creates like Kryptonite with his own hands. Yes, but then he also creates like some type of sun. Okay. But it's in like not that much time space, so it's not that long, but that was more believable. Yeah, and then she got shot with Kryptonite again.
SPEAKER_03So how he survived, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like it just, oh man. I could go on. There's so many bad things about this movie, also the CGI at certain moments. Oof! Alright, what felt familiar? Her character, honestly, felt like Peter Quill. A little too much, you know, getting drunk, partying, listening to music. I was like, okay, James Gunn, I know you worked with Chris Pratt, made the Guardians of the Galaxy. Great. Do something new. Do something new. I was like, she is just too much like Peter Quill. She's a girl, Peter Quill. Yeah, and I agree. Like, even when she had the headphones on, listening to music, I was like, I thought it was.
SPEAKER_03Okay, so Peter Quill, okay. And her music taste is shit.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that was something else that didn't work. So there's a fight scene at the end, and they played a cover song. Oh what's the original?
SPEAKER_04They ruined a Jimmy Eat World song. And the sad thing is, this is the 25th anniversary of that record. They literally ruined that song.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why they didn't use the original. Girl power! Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's exactly it! Well, sometimes girl power doesn't work. Oh shit! Like, oh my god, shut up!
SPEAKER_04Okay, that was so crazy! Okay, hold on. See, we're getting off, we're getting way off track.
SPEAKER_02Bring it back in. Why did we need this movie? I don't know why they made this movie, but I think you're right. They should have built up the DCU and made her a side character, and then we should have gotten a movie with better writing, a better villain, better CGI. Um and Millie Alcock right now is just getting so much hate because of her teeth. Have you seen like that one? Like she's in an interview and like someone took a screenshot, and man, she is getting Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Well, and instead of destroying her for her teeth, what about the crappy movie she was in? Destroy the movie. But no one's seen it yet.
SPEAKER_02That's that you're pronouncing her last name wrong. It's Alcock, not Alcock.
SPEAKER_03I can't believe you've been saying Alcock. No, literally Alcock. Alcock? It's Alcock. What kind of cocks are we talking about here?
SPEAKER_02I can't believe Dad has been saying Millie. Alcock. Hey Millie, I'll take Alcock. All right, that's why the teeth are so bad. Oh. Okay. Mom, you can go.
SPEAKER_04Okay, I'm gonna Google that one because I've seen interviews and her say her name. It's all cock.
SPEAKER_02It's really yes, Cowboy. You don't even know. It's all cock. It's out.
SPEAKER_04There's no way it's all cock. Okay, Rachel.
Writing Problems CGI And Copycat Vibes
SPEAKER_04See, okay, we need you to go because this is getting way too long. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_01What worked is not very much. I really wanted to like this. Um what felt familiar was almost everything. This was sort of standard superhero fodder. Um I I do think I do think the supergirl character was was pretty good, but we've definitely seen the drunk, uh, resentful, bitter uh superhero done before. So it was definitely nothing new. It was well done, but it was familiar.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um where this really falls off, in my opinion, everything should be pointed back to the writers. Too much of this, the whole plot and the advancing of the story hinges on illogical decisions made by characters that would never have made those decisions. And it's those illogical decisions that advance the plot and allow certain things to happen. And that just really makes me grind my teeth because there's just, and there were a couple of them. It wasn't like there was just this one moment. There were many moments where I was like, nope, that's not how that would have happened. And the character, some of the the bad guy in particular, some of his behavior, you know, at one moment he's, you know, slitting somebody's throat, and then the next moment he's saying, You're gonna die by the end of the day.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01It just it doesn't, it doesn't work. You know, it doesn't, it doesn't work. Um, the the other thing that was really poorly done, uh Ruthie, uh her character, I think the writing was bad, possibly a bad choice for the actress as well.
SPEAKER_02Fire.
SPEAKER_01I did not buy into her revenge story. I just, I don't know if it was the accent or just like how high-pitched her voice was, but there was just no, there needed to be some grit in there, and I just I didn't buy into her story at all.
SPEAKER_03Maybe she needed to be like a teenager. Maybe older. She was a teenager. Maybe older than before. I just think when she's that young, it came across as corny.
SPEAKER_01It did, it really didn't, it didn't work.
SPEAKER_02Her being there was useless, though, because at the end of the day, Supergirl ended up killing the main villain. And she literally said at the end of the movie, I'm gonna oh yeah, I'm gonna go with my aunt. Yeah, it's like that's what you should have done in the first place. He didn't even the main villain didn't even kill her at the beginning.
SPEAKER_01And that's and again, that's one of my one of my beefs is you know, the whole thing that sets this in motion is that girl's family being killed. And the fact that she was left alive, unharmed, made no sense. And then when you find out that the this band of villains is trafficking young girls, that's what pisses me. And doesn't take her and doesn't and just leaves her there, there's no way she would have been dead or trafficked. It just so right out the gate at the start of the movie, something that makes no sense has happened, and that's what's propelling the plot.
SPEAKER_04So poor writing. What worked for me was actually um her origin story. I had never really knew why would I know Supergirls? I don't I remember reading the comics, but I don't remember seeing anything about Superman. Yeah, no, I didn't know it either. I thought that was pretty interesting seeing how Superman got to Earth and then how she got to Earth and and how that all went down, how Krypton. I wonder if anyone else escaped off of Krypton, like from out of an escape pod. Um and also like the choice of David Krumholtz as her dad. Yeah, he's a really good actor, and I've loved him for years, so to see him continue to work, I think was was really cool. Uh, what felt familiar, I was gonna say the same thing when they were playing music. I was like, oh my gosh. Peter Quinn. This is not Guardians of the Galaxy. Also, when I saw a lot of the aliens and creatures, Guardians of the Galaxy, um, there was a I remember when I saw the first trailer and I said to you, This looks like a Guardians of the Galaxy regurgitation, a lot of the color palette, a lot of the CG, which a lot of the CG was decent, but there was so much, and there were so many moments toward the end, especially, where it was absolute garbage. There was one that looked like a bad Photoshop file where Ruthie and um Kara are hugging from in a wide shot and they just look like they're placed there in Photoshop. And I'm like, wow, that was that was so bad. And this is DC. I just don't think I just don't think this movie was necessary at all. I don't think it was time for Supergirl. Uh, and I think that they could have really spent their money somewhere else. This is just a step backwards for the DCU. And with there being so much superhero fatigue, they have even more work to do for themselves now. And I just wonder if they can see it. I wonder if James Gunn can see it anymore. Because now he's the head of it. Now he's the head. So he's the executive. Is he gonna make the right decisions? And this wasn't the right decision.
Dumbest Hill And Moral Anger
SPEAKER_04That leads us to our favorite segment, well, at least one of mine, the dumbest hill. This should be pretty simple, and I doubt we'll fight that much over it. But Jackson, why don't you go ahead and start us off? So is this spoilers now?
SPEAKER_03Are we allowed to say we've already been spoiling? All right, we never said spoilers. My hot take is I think all of you will agree with me, but the internet might go frickin' insane when I say this. Oh boy. I would rather see a dog die than see girls being trafficked. Oh, 100%. Because the fact that they weren't willing to let the dog die, but girls being trafficked, oh, that's okay. And one girl was and one girl was killed, that pisses me off. I don't care.
SPEAKER_04And that's what I hated. I don't care what anyone thinks out there, I'll say this right now. Human life will always have more value than an animal's life. I get it, we love our animals, but get over it. They are just animals at the end of the day, and these are people. And you literally put the message out in this movie that animals are more important than people. So I'm done with that.
SPEAKER_03I absolutely hated that.
SPEAKER_02My dumbest hill. I would say there are like three to five DC EU movies that are like so much better.
SPEAKER_04Okay, give me the five.
SPEAKER_02Or give me three. Just give me three. Shazam. Yes, yeah. I would agree. Uh Blue Beetle. Okay, okay. And I know this is a hot tag, but the Flash. I thought The Flash was so much more entertaining, and that movie was two and a half hours, so this was that was longer. I will say The Flash was absolute dog shit. No, still disagree. But still, hold on, hold on! Okay, okay. I know you hate this movie, but it's still better than this movie. Yes. So why should we? Well, and then the other two, I would say Zack Snyder's cut of the Justice League, and then the second Aquaman movie.
SPEAKER_04You know what? Those, at least the stories, and even though they were weak movies, they made more sense.
SPEAKER_02Uh yeah, and so much more entertaining and not really that boring. Like the second Aquaman movie I really enjoyed. Like, I don't know about everyone else, but I I really enjoyed it. Uh not boring, but yeah, that's my dumbest hill.
SPEAKER_01I will take a poorly done Marvel movie over DC all day long. I have even Superman, it was fine, but I cannot get on board with DC. I don't know what it is. I've yet to see a DC movie that I've really remembered too much about. There's just something about the style, the storytelling. I just, I just could not care less about a single DC character. Wait, you didn't know what to do. Now I will say, I and I exclude because it's not DC, I exclude Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy from that. That is obviously not DC and stands apart. But but DC movies, I'm sorry. But she's I will tell you.
SPEAKER_03She said she likes Superman.
SPEAKER_01Superman was fine, but I would still rather watch a Marvel movie.
SPEAKER_03But let me tell you something, Calvin. Even though Superman was good, put it up against any Marvel movie. Like the Avengers. The original Avengers, not even close. Doesn't touch it. Doesn't touch it. Yeah, okay, fine.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But but here's the thing, Calvin.
SPEAKER_02But it's better than Superman has been better than most Marvel movies in the past couple years. Maybe.
SPEAKER_04But what I will say is, like I said, James Gunn has already taken a step backwards. So DC now has to go uphill to get somebody else.
SPEAKER_01It's mostly just maybe, and maybe it's just exposure, right? Like I know Ant-Man Quantumanium had problems, right? I know, but I like Ant-Man as a character. And again, I have not re-watched that movie, but if I had to pick a DC movie or Ant-Man, I'm picking Ant-Man. Like, I just don't care about DC. Give me a Marvel movie.
SPEAKER_04Even gotta make somehow James Gunn has to make us care. Yeah. Like with Superman, everyone cared. Yeah. We saw that first trailer, like, okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_01And then Supergirl, it's like And I think what they were trying to do, if I had to venture a guess, is I think with with the way the Supergirl movie ended, I think what James Gunn is planning is that the next movie is going to be a Superman Supergirl combined story.
DCU Strategy Marvel Comparisons And Girl Power
SPEAKER_02The next movie is uh Man of Tomorrow and Superman and Lex Luthor are gonna team up.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04Okay, I I think my my dumb hill is I think we I think DC needs to go back to um like they had the DC EU and now they have the DCU. Just dismantle all of it and find good filmmakers and hand your your IPs over to them like the Dark Knight trilogy. That's what they need to do because they can't freaking figure it out. And if you're gonna try to follow Marvel, you're going to fail because they're doing their own thing and they're trying to follow that. James Gunn probably thought I could do that like Kevin Feige, and he's proven already, nope, he cannot do that. Just look at the um look at the mar the MCU, how that started with Iron Man. It went like this, went like this. Because they built up their universe and then they got to Avengers and it was like, you know what?
SPEAKER_03Marvel was so genius because they start out with Iron Man, and if they would have done what James Gunn is trying to do, that's almost like you start out with Iron Man and now you're doing like a Gwyneth Paltrow movie, like his sidekick.
SPEAKER_01Or you're or you did Iron Man and and then you went straight to Hawkeye.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01They had to wait years and years and years to give Hawkeye just a show. No!
SPEAKER_04Well, I don't I don't know how you feel about this, Rachel. You're the you're the woman in the room. I have not I haven't seen Wonder Woman. Okay, so I can't speak into that. People love Wonder Woman. I have not seen a good female superhero lead written in DC or Marvel. And I'm even Black Widow, that movie.
SPEAKER_02What about Yelena?
SPEAKER_04And Thunderbolts.
SPEAKER_01Yelena is the only one that Elena is the only one that that comes to mind for me.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um and if you go outside of traditional superhero movies, the only other person who immediately comes to mind is, and again, it's not a superhero story at all, but um Kill Bill. Uma Thurman and Kill Bill is exactly called it. I just where she was super badass and but a revenge story, but definitely not a not a superhero. But yeah, Yelena, I think, is as close as you get to a well drawn character who you can who is relatable. And that doesn't really come out until Thunderbolts, but she's also not a main character. So if you prematurely put Elena, and again, She had a lot of good screen time in the Hawkeye show, which then set her up for thunderbolts. And again, she wasn't the main character. It's like if you had just put her right in a movie, it would have flopped.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I think, you know, all the girls and women out there who are like screaming girl power, they're probably, which is fine. And I think that's a good thing. But the writers are not putting the characters that they should on screen.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I was that's basically what my ending sentence for the internet is about because I'm very tired of, you know, yeah, the cover songs sung by girls and the and this whole like girl power mantra, and yet it's all centered around really crappy writing and characters that can be immediately pointed back to an archetype who was male. You know, we're just not writing characters for women that are uniquely women.
SPEAKER_03And just because you're a woman doesn't mean it's gonna be that great. If you're a great writer, I don't care about what gender you are.
SPEAKER_01Right, it shouldn't be.
SPEAKER_03I don't care because look at the acolyte. That was made by a woman and that was shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was. That was that's another piece of garbage. Acolyte is another really good example of a major franchise trying to center this story around women and the writing just not being Because one of the greatest writers ever is a woman.
SPEAKER_03Many of them are JK Rowling. Take her politics or whatever out of it.
SPEAKER_04She's a great writer. All right, Jackson. Okay, what was your question? I want you to add in place of Cultural Court, which is usually where we talk about why do people want a movie like this, they don't.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So what was your question that you wanted to ask? And then we've still got a couple more, so let's keep this brief.
SPEAKER_03By the way, which one was better? Supergirl or Black Adam?
SPEAKER_02Oh, Black Adam easily. Easily. I was way more entertained. Yeah. Like story-wise, they are both shit, but entertainment-wise, I'm going Black Adam. I'm going Black Adam.
SPEAKER_01I will I will take Alcock. I will even take Alcock over the rock.
SPEAKER_00That needs to be. I'm sorry. Give me, I don't care. I can't, the Rock just needs to sit his ass down somewhere. And he wanted Alcock.
SPEAKER_04You just doctor Zeus the shit out of that.
SPEAKER_00I don't take Supergirl.
SPEAKER_02Oh man, I there's nothing wrong with Supergirl. I just thought the movie was so boring from start to finish and with Black Adam.
SPEAKER_01I don't want to sit there through two hours of the rock shitty acting. I'm sorry. Alright.
SPEAKER_02Alright, so. But yeah, black atom.
SPEAKER_04You gotta pick
How To Fix Or Scrap It
SPEAKER_04one. Would you fix the pacing? Make the cosmic weirdness even weirder. Because there was a lot of that. I thought they did a that was they did a pretty pretty decent job with that. Or cash in on Lobo slash Supergirl merch. I'll go first. I'm just gonna cash in on merch because I know people are gonna buy this merch, whether they see it or not, or whether they like the movie or not, they're gonna buy the merch. Because one thing from the first from the Superman movie that James Gunn made, I loved is the S. That is the best Superman S because it's not really an S, anyways. Yeah it's part of their language or whatever. That is one thing he crushed. And I saw that, I was like, okay, just like when I saw Masters of the Universe take away the old logo, I was like, they don't give a shit about this movie. They took away one of the best logos ever made, Masters of the Universe, and gave their crappy AI version. So I would cash in on merch, and yeah, I would make a couple of logo things, but I would probably stick to um I'd probably make like a really kick-ass uh battle jacket. Yeah, leather leather jacket, but make it like pink with like for girls and stuff, and you know, put patches and stuff all over it and sell it for like $295 online. Per yeah, leather jacket? I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do a battle vest, but all right, Rach, what would you do?
SPEAKER_01I wouldn't fix the pacing, but I would fix the writing. I I think there was so much potential here. I really wanted to like this. It had, oh, it was just so close, but there were just a couple major flaws with the story, and I would love to see those those flaws fixed. Um and that would that would make this much more enjoyable for me.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I'm not fixing the pacing, I'm fixing an issue. I'm fixing the way Supergirl and Ruthie met. Uh, I think Ruthie should have been taken, and I think when the main villain shot crypto, she goes after him, arrives on his ship, and finds the girl.
SPEAKER_04Ooh, and then when she finds Ruthie, then Ruthie tells the story of what happens. And let's her out and they team up.
SPEAKER_02Instead of just going into a bar saying, I want revenge! I'm I'm part of a crayon and I need your help.
SPEAKER_01I will give you this sword if you kill this guy.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01My name is Domingo Mantoya.
SPEAKER_04And that, yeah. POV five seconds after Ruthie said that.
SPEAKER_03Move, bitch. Get out the way. Yeah. Alright, Jax. I'm going with option D. Scrap this movie completely. This movie was ruined from second one because who cares about Supergirl? No one cares. Let's get into that later. We need someone big. We need a big character to get this universe to be a tough.
SPEAKER_01Yes! Oh, no, but I know it's supergirl. James. Or even Green Lantern. Somebody bigger. But that's gonna be a show though.
SPEAKER_03That other people know of.
SPEAKER_04But they even DC is pretty self-aware because they know they don't have any female characters that work except for Wonder Woman. You know, you know how self-aware they are? Do you know that a fool on the whole movie was made, edited, ready to go on the theaters, and they pulled it Batgirl.
unknownOh shoot.
SPEAKER_04Yes. Did you know that? I had no idea. I thought it was gonna be a show. No, no, it was a movie. They pulled the entire thing. Bam because they knew it wouldn't work. They got all the way done and they pulled the movie. They are self-aware, but for some reason they went with Supergirl. And I have no idea why.
SPEAKER_01So this is not going to be So it's like they deliberately wanted the next movie to be focused on a female character.
SPEAKER_04And they decided Supergirl was the one.
SPEAKER_02It should have been Green Lantern, because everyone knows Green Lantern. Everyone knows what the Green Lantern was.
SPEAKER_01But everyone wants to fix Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern.
SPEAKER_02Everyone knows uh what's the what would you call it? The what? Like the brightest day and like that. Yeah, everyone knows all that thing. Yeah. His mantra. Everyone knows Sinestro as the main villain. Everyone knows that like he was his mentor. Now he's a Yellow Lantern. Like, everyone knows that.
SPEAKER_04Oh, James Gunn should have done what he does best, which the next movie, Superman was a smart first one. Yeah. Everyone's on board. He should have found someone, this small character that has a badass story and made everyone care about it, like he did with Guardians of the Galaxy. That is what he should have done for the Big Bang.
SPEAKER_01Or like what they did with Star Wars with The Mandalorian. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, exactly. Very good point. Exactly. The only reason I said Batman is because we need Gotham City introduced into this year. And they're going to do that with Clayface. They're going to do that with Oh, is that a part of the DC?
SPEAKER_02So that so they are coming out with two more DCU projects this year. They are coming out with lanterns and clayface.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04So but here's the reason I say not Green Lantern, not Batman. Because I get why you would want to do it, but you have so much other ones that have already been made ahead of it. Everyone's going to be judging it so hard. Now with Superman, the reason that was smart is because there hasn't really been a good one in all.
SPEAKER_02Oh man, and people will be like, no, Man of Steel's good.
SPEAKER_04Man of Steel was okay, but it it was lengthy.
SPEAKER_03It was it was too long. I agree with what you're saying. Get a no-name character and get people to cherish it. But hold on a second. No one really knows Supergirl. Like, who cares? Like, is Supergirl really that big? No one knows.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, everyone knows Supergirl, but I think, I think though.
SPEAKER_04You needed to get outside of the super family, is what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and I think that's why Clayface might be good because everyone knows, like, has heard of Clayface, but do we really know anything about him?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't.
SPEAKER_04It's that's gonna be a weird one, I think.
SPEAKER_01Is Clayface a movie?
SPEAKER_04Or yes, it's gonna be like a horror movie.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04But everyone is expecting Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, just like the Justice League, and that didn't work. Oh man, that movie is shit. Well, you just didn't do those characters right. Even if you would have like uh who is the the ro half robot guy? Can't they? Cyborg? Cyborg. What if we would have done a cyborg movie?
SPEAKER_01Oh, that would have been that could be that could work.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm just gonna make sure his backstory is accurate because every time there's a live-action cyborg or animated cyborg, they always change up his backstory. But at the end of the day, he ends up in an explosion and his body is messed up.
SPEAKER_04So let's go ahead.
Ratings One-Liners And Final Takes
SPEAKER_04This is gonna be no shock to anyone, but we're gonna do it anyways. We're gonna rate Supergirl. Oh, I'll go first. No, I call first of all. No, I'm not first. We're just gonna go in over the house. I think the tagline is like woman of foil. What? Something instead of man of steel, woman of foil.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh. Wow. Okay, okay, woman of pillow. No, okay. We're gonna go ahead and rate Supergirl on our relatively terrible rating scale, which is relatively great, good, fine, exhausting, questionable, and relatively terrible. Jackson, do us the honors for Supergirl and start us off. Relatively terrible.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm gonna go relatively terrible with a score of a three out of ten. Thanks.
SPEAKER_01I would say relatively exhausting.
SPEAKER_04Wow, not terrible. Wow, okay.
SPEAKER_01I think there was an the reason why I don't say terrible is because I do think it could have been salvaged.
SPEAKER_04Okay. I have to say relatively exhausting then, because the beginning of the movie there was potential. But it really I said potential, Calvin. I didn't say it was good. Damn.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm saying no, because from the beginning. Because the way it started was Guardians of the Galaxy.
SPEAKER_04Okay, Calvin, there was potential.
SPEAKER_02And it was repetitive.
SPEAKER_04And once we got to that scene where the bad guy kind of gets a pass because uh Supergirl stops the other girl from killing him, and that whole thing transpires, that's where it just went down crap hill so fast for me. So, and I would give it probably like a 4.5 out of 10. Alright, let's leave the internet with one sentence about Supergirl, and I'll go ahead and start. This'll be on streaming pretty soon. Don't waste your money. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02Guarantee next month, July 28th.
SPEAKER_01This is a movie that makes me slightly embarrassed to be female.
SPEAKER_05Oh shit. Damn.
SPEAKER_01I'm just, like I said, I can't get behind it. Girl power! I can't get behind it. I can't get behind the girl power, rah-rah, rah mentality here.
SPEAKER_02Super girl? More like super shit.
SPEAKER_04James Gunn, get your head out of your ass. That was for James Gunn, not the internet.
SPEAKER_02So if you're not James Gunn, superhero movies.
SPEAKER_04Say that again. Everyone was talking. Say that again.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_04And I said, produce some more manly superhero movies.
SPEAKER_01Just write something better for your female characters.
SPEAKER_04I don't care gender, I don't care race, I don't care creed, I don't care what your sexuality is. Write a good movie. And I will watch it.
SPEAKER_05Okay?
unknownYeah.
What We Loved This Week
SPEAKER_04Speaking of that, what was good this week? I'll start off. I've really been enjoying Spider Noir on Amazon. Oh yeah. That's good writing. That's a good manly character. There's Asian people. There's black people. There's black people. There's females.
SPEAKER_02There's a there's an old bat guy.
SPEAKER_04I think there's a gay guy in it, but guess what? None of that matters in the story because it's just good writing. So there you go. That's my good thing from this week.
SPEAKER_02I have seen, well, me and Jackson have seen Toy Story 5 three times already. Hasn't even been a full week, but so much better than that.
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh, yeah, it hasn't been a full week. Seen it three times.
SPEAKER_02This is very sad. No, because Toy Story 5 had good writing. Still sad.
SPEAKER_03No. Galactic Empire got announced for Dragon Con.
SPEAKER_04I'm excited for that. That is very cool. I you should listen to their one album, Calvin. It is sick. Yeah, that's you. You are so a teenager!
SPEAKER_02Don't give me a bet they're amazing. I just don't want to sit down and listen to that.
SPEAKER_03Why not? God.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. No.
SPEAKER_03How many times have you listened to that Pantheon album? Uh, not that much.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03That is some BS.
SPEAKER_04BS. Anything good this week for you, Rach?
SPEAKER_01I was gonna say the Spyro Noir as well. Like, I'm I'm really, I'm really loving it. It's very good. It's good. It's good, and it's been good to take a little bit of a break uh from Daredevil, even though Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Did you hear who's returning and boarding in season three? Electra. So who sweet Electra. And that is relatively terrible.