Question Box Chaos

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We opened an Instagram question box and let you choose the agenda, which is basically an invitation for chaos with a side of real life. The result is a fast, funny podcast Q&A that bounces from pop culture opinions to the kind of personal moments that sneak up on you when a family is talking honestly in the same room.

We get into a surprisingly serious Favorite Batman debate, then zoom out to our 2026 highs and lows so far, including travel, family time, and a loss that puts everything else in perspective. If you’re into creator life, we also talk about what we’d be doing if social media didn’t exist, whether the internet makes us happier or just louder, and how books, shows, and communities find us through algorithms for better or worse.

We also share a real update on the Uploads of Fun movie process: the unglamorous behind-the-scenes work, the writing, the logistics, and why crowdfunding is such a make-or-break moment. From there, it’s rapid-fire fun: personality animals, weird questions people ask us in public, the TV couples we’d keep together, and the changes we’d make to favorite movies and shows, including a no-holds-barred take on Stranger Things.

If you like family podcasts, pop culture debates, and unfiltered humor that still has heart, hit play. Subscribe, share it with a friend who loves arguing about movies, and leave a review with the best question we should answer next.

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Transcript

Welcome And The Question Box

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Today's episode of the podcast is gonna be a little bit different. We put up on the Instagram a little box telling everyone to send us questions, which is always very dangerous. Oh god. You get some very, very crazy questions, but we actually got several really good questions. Yay! So we're gonna answer those now on the Relatively Terrible Podcast. I'm Josh. I'm Rachel. I'm Calvin. I forgot my name. And this is Relatively Terrible. I love you, but you're all terrible. Welcome back to the Relatively Terrible Podcast. We are the Uploads of Fun Family, and we are questioning culture with humor and just enough dysfunction to feel I feel a lot of dungeon dysfunction. Normal. That is accurate. Or what Gen Z would consider normal. Ooh, scary. So let's start this off.

The Batman Debate Gets Heated

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MPR underscore ICE 2406. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. Says, love you guys and everything you do. Love your videos. Who's your favorite Batman? Oh, Christian Bale. There's no better Batman. I'm going Robert Pattinson. Oh, shut up. I like that Batman movie way more. Okay. Let's just answer it and move on because this is this could cause a fire. Dude that whole scene where he's chasing penguin on that bridge. And then he comes through the fire. Yeah, penguin. The villain. Penguin. Oh my god. It's not what's a penguin? Are you thinking of penguin? Penguin? Oh, penguin. Oh, it's okay, Calvin. The villain and one of the villa side villains in the Batman. Yeah. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Oh my god, whatever. Penguin? It's penguin, not penguin. I don't care. It just is. There's no. Christian Bale is better, Calvin. I'm sorry. Rach. Christian Bale. Ben Affleck. Anyways, moving on. No, no, Dad B for real. No, Dad B for real. It's Christian Bale. Christian Bale. At least I didn't say Ben Affleck. I like Christian Bale. He's awesome. He's awesome.

Highs And Lows Of 2026

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All right. AK63 underscore 23. Wow, usernames are in short supply these days, I guess. All right, they are. We're halfway through 2026. What was your favorite thing of 2026 and what was relatively terrible so far in 2026? Actually, a good question and relevant to the name of the podcast. All right, you go first. Good and bad. Just give one. You don't need a dissertation. I already know mine. Go ahead. Good and bad. Okay. Okay. Hey! No, I go first. No, Jackson's going first. All right, fine. That's like offering someone a mitt and then taking the mitt yourself. Jerk. Right out of their mouth. Yeah. No. Just answer the question. Going to see family in Ohio. That was great. Worst part of 2026, hoppers. Terrible. Literally, my exact answers. Garbage. Uh, yeah. Best part, going to see family in Ohio and seeing backrooms. Uh, and the worst part, hoppers. That one of the worst, if not the worst movie I've ever seen. It's just the worst movie at all. Uh, it is just so terrible. It's garbage. A high for this year was uh when my parents came down to visit. And uh a low so far for 2026 has been. I'm gonna make y'all feel like shit when I say mine. Oh my god, my gosh, mom. You're like the most. I'm trying to think what has been bad this year. What other than hoppers has been bad this year? Just say hoppers if you agree. Uh yeah, what has been bad? I really can't think of anything terrible, so I guess I'll just say hoppers. Like I it escapes me at the moment. Okay. So a high for this year, I would say that we've been married 21 years. That's pretty awesome. And a low for this year was losing Alice. Yeah, no, low was losing Alice. Yeah, that's a low. So now y'all feel like shit. Can we go back? I wanna I wanna redo my answer. That was the lowest low of this year so far. You know what was a buy for me? Getting the switch to Oh my god. Okay, anyways, now we're starting to get like materialistic. Anyways, um I bought eight albums this week. Okay.

Jobs We'd Do Off Social

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Okay, so this is from uh Chris Dead27. We met Chris at Dragon Con. We've he's always got a good question. I'm gonna rephrase this question a little bit though. What would you all be doing if you weren't doing social media? And I'll start. For me, I would I would still be probably in graphic design or doing freelance video work, something creative. School? Okay, good answer. School. I mean, hey, I'm a teenager, so school. Yeah. Whatever I'm doing now. That's my answer. I mean, I don't really apart from this podcast, I don't really do social media. So if I wasn't doing this at this exact moment, I'd probably be reading a book. Doesn't do social media? Check out Ari Cooper84 on on Instagram. She does social media. Yeah, the big lulls and when I post. Okay. All right. CR underscore I am plus movies. Interesting username. Who's most likely to see three movies back to back? You, Josh. And maybe Jackson. Three movies back to back. It's gonna be me and Jackson. It's you and Jackson. Yeah. You and I wouldn't, I mean, back to back. It depends on what the movie is. Calvin, we could have been at the most crucial point at a show, and we haven't binged all day, and he's like, let's save it. Because I'm like, okay. No, it's just this is this is how I think. I'm like, okay, we watched one episode. Let's save it. But that's I mean, that's not the same as a movie, but yeah, three movies. We watched three movies in one day. Yeah, we did. But it just That wasn't really three movies normal, though. So like in one sitting, three movies. Back to back to back. Oh, that would yeah, you guys. Yeah, it's them too. It's not you. You agree with that, Jackson? Sure. Okay. Yeah, it would be you guys. I would you do it? Depends on the movie. Oh, yeah. But if it was movies you liked, yeah. Oh yeah, sure. You know what we should do? Before Toy Story 5. No. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. Just hear me out. No. We shave my ass. I was gonna say, before Toy Story 5, we watched the original three movies back to back. Which would basically be shave my ass. Well, watching those three back to back to back would be basically shaving someone's ass. All right. Wait, it would take that long. Yeah. Damn. So Joe Pat365 had two good questions. Ooh. And I thought we could answer them quickly. I like good stuff. Are you slash will you be making more songs? Maybe. I'd say maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. This is more of an uploads of fun question. Do you want to be featured on a song? No. Okay. No. What's your progress on the Uploads of Fun movie? So there's, I mean, there's been a lot of progress, but it's all just It takes time. Paperwork. Paperwork, behind the scenes lawyers. Lawyers. Uh writing. Better close. Right now we are about to get to the stage where we fund the movie. We're gonna crowdfund it. So this is the part where we get to find out if people actually like us or not. Yeah. You better like us. So gotta put your money where your mouth is. Sort of a thing. Yeah. I don't know why that's a phrase. No, Calvin just did this. Because that's what it makes it sound like. It does. It doesn't make sense. Why is that a phrase? Put your money where your mouth is. I I have no idea. Okay. Chicken

Animal Personalities And Friendly Roasts

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underscore CRISPR underscore 36. Oh, is this my friend? Uh hello. This Midnight the Alpha Wolf. Alright. If your personality was an animal, what would it be? Ooh. That's easy. Well, what's yours? Lion. Oh. Damn, girl. Wait. Okay. What hold on. I was thinking owl for you. How do we get to lion? It's interesting you say that. So years ago, at an old job as part of a management leadership training, we had to identify our personalities with certain types of animals. And certain types of animals work well together, and certain types of animals are diametrically opposed. And then certain animals have a lot of complementary characteristics. And lions and owls have a lot of complementary characteristics. Interesting. Yeah, thanks for telling me a story for a question that owls and you owl. Oh, you let me refer you back to the Ozzy No More Tears podcast, where you gave us a dissertation on what year each album came out and like how he was feeling that day. I would say I'm a monkey. What? A monkey. A monkey, but I say monkey. Well, that's wrong. So what animal is stupid? That's maybe the one he's. I was gonna say a donkey because I'm always shitting on everything. And you're a pain. You're an ass. Yeah. You're an in the ass. Wow. I would say Jackass. You're not a donkey. Not really. I would say I'm like a golden retriever. Because I'm really loyal and I mean. Sorry, but no one's looking at you going, oh, golden retriever. Oh, you're such a loyal boy. Yeah. No one's thinking that. Is this why fathers leave? Is this why they don't get the note? Because they know this is what they're in for? Wow. Anyways. Really loyal and what? I wanted to hear the rest of that. Yeah. And hard working, and I'll stay alive for as long as I can. Oh yeah, all those golden retrievers. Oh yeah, all those golden retrievers working their nine to five jobs. Yeah, I don't have a nine to five job. No, ex whatever.

Would Life Be Better Offline

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Alright, this is another question. Sweet Austin has a similar question to Chris, but we'll answer it a different way. Okay. If social media didn't exist, what would you guys be doing? I think I would be a much happier person. I think that's probably true to some extent for everybody. I would be gaming. And nobody would be watching. Yeah. Just gaming with no audience. With my flange. I would still be doing the same, but I would just be staring at my hand. Instead of your phone? No, I'd be tickling it. Okay. I'll take that out of context. I would be oh yeah, I'll be tickling it. Oh, clipped! Oh! That's my generation! I I know. Oh, you get out tickle it! Your generation would be so much smarter if there wasn't social media. Oh yeah, he's a tickle it. I smell flowers in the bakery. That was pretty stupid of you to say. You backed him up, did you? And I felt and I'm not sure. Why did I say that? It was today's clip of today's podcast, Born at Daredevil Born at the Foods. I was in a bakery and I smelled flowers. When I was a boy. Oh, I was in a bakery and I smelled flowers. And I said, Do you did you mean flour? No, I meant like flowers in a bakery. What the f- Okay, Rachel, what would you be doing? I would be reading, but without social media, I do wonder, like, social media has really exposed me to a lot of books that I don't know I otherwise would have heard about or picked up. So you're saying it's a good thing? Yeah, I think actually my reading life would be not, I think it would be damaged a little bit. Alright. Rubes? It's spelled R-U-E-B-Z 2016. Asked, how old is your mom? Don't answer. She's not my mom, she's my wife. How old is mom? 42? 41. I'm just guessing. 42. Okay. Because dad's 44. Two years younger, 42. She's 44. You know how old dad is. And to know me, you had to do the math. Yeah. Okay. I was born in 1984. Oh yeah, okay. Oh yeah, okay. Oh yeah, okay. Alright, here we go. Why would you ask you a little bit more? Very interesting question. Thank you. Okay, uh Caden Taco23 asked.

Weird Fan Questions And Twin Confusion

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Fire username. Yeah, totally fire username, too. Caden Taco. How did you even think of that, bro? Okay. What's the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you? Oh, um. When we were at PopCon and that mom's daughter. Oh, yeah, you guys want to see my scar? No, I don't, because you almost flashed us. And this is not a weird thing. That is the weirdest thing I've ever been at. See my scar? Stranger. Yeah. Well, this is hold on, like, okay, you guys are teenage boys and you're not gonna admit it to us because you're parents, but if a girl flashed you, you'd probably be okay with it. Not this one, though. That's what I was gonna say. Not her. Not this one. You'd be like, hope this never happens again. This is that woman. I picture her like at a saloon on a wanted sign. Again, how old are you, bro? That's saloon on a wanted sign. A saloon on a wine? That's the 1800s! And she looked like she was from the 1800s. Oh my god. Okay. Her and her daughter smoking weed, which now I know that. What's the weirdest question you've ever had? Yeah, what's the weirdest question someone ever asked? I was literally thinking the in the same arena there. Hell. Uh I haven't been asked anything weird. Yeah, I'm either. I haven't been asked anything weird, no. Except an annoying question I get asked is what are you gonna do after high school? Oh, yeah, you get asked that a lot. You gotta ignore it and move on. Rach, what what what about you? Anything? I think probably the most annoying question I get asked is why aren't you in any videos? That's it. That's the most annoying question is why aren't you in any videos? It's a fair question. No. I mean, to go along with that, I get asked, is your wife alive? Is she dead? Is she alive? You know what's our most annoying are they? Twins. Are you guys twins? Yes. No, we don't. Yes, you do. Shut the front door. Yes, you do. No, we don't. You guys definitely look like brothers. Yes, but we don't look like definitely related. We don't look like twins. We have different shaped heads. No, you don't. Your noses are different. I mean, I'm like it's like looking into a mirror here. Sort. Like, no, like you're looking into a mirror. Oh my god, they hate that so much. They really do. Yeah, I can't believe you didn't think of that. Yeah, that. Are they twins? Why aren't you in any videos? Is your wife alive? Next question. This is from um Agno Lil Bruno, which is Bruno. Oh, okay. I swear if he asked, have you watched Surfs Up? I'm gonna lose it. No. Okay, thank you. Have you watched Surfs Up? He said, Did you watch Surfs? No, I'm just kidding.

Rewriting Movies And Stranger Things

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That's good. He said, if you could change anything in your favorite movie/slash show, what would it be? So pick one and then pick a change. Jackson Go. Uh the the Dark Knight trilogy. I want Joker. I wish Joker could have returned and the Dark Knight Rises. Ooh. Yeah. That would have been cool. Calvin? Uh, Toy Story. I think I'm getting rid of the fourth movie. And I would have, if I were Pixar, I would have waited till now to release Toy Story 4 and have the plot of Toy Story 5 before. But you're not Pixar, you're Dick Sar. Go ahead. Yeah, because you're picking my dick. Um in both, in King of Queens, I never would have had Spence and Denise. Denise? Is that her name? Yep. Denise, Rachel, Dratch break up. They never should have broken up. Uh they should have stayed together. You've mentioned that several times. That really bother. I really. And it's the same thing in Big Bang Theory. Raj, the fact that he was both he and Spence at the end of the series, that they were both still single really irked me. Yeah. Um and Raj, what was uh he was date? I I don't know her name because she was not in there for that long. But what's her real name? Um Raj was dating the woman, the singer, the Oh, you're talking about uh Makuchi. Yes, Kate Makuchi. He never they never should have had them break up either. Kate Makuchi was her character was perfect for Raj. And they ended that very, very quickly. Okay, I think so. This is tough. I don't know if I want to go movie or TV show. I'm gonna go TV show since it's still a fresh wound. And I would say Stranger Things. Oh God. Yeah, change the whole show. What? Just kidding. That's the most disappointing thing. This is from a guy who's looking forward to Toy Story 5. But that that should have been my answer for after the dog, the most disappointed thing of 2026. Yeah. Although tech was that 2025. That was 2025. Now listen, I would right now, there's two two things I would do. I would stop the show right after the fourth episode of the final season. That would be my first thing. Or I would just get rid of the fifth season altogether. Because the fifth season has like ruined it for me now. Like I don't even feel like going back to watch it. I feel like there was so much backlash from how bad the last season was, and rightfully so. Though for brothers, you can suck it. Like for people to come up with the what was the conformity gate. The fact that they were that pissed off. That's what I would change, is I would I would make conformity gate real. Yeah. That should have happened. Yep. Another episode or multiple episodes should have been released that like went back and like proved all the stuff exactly. I was like, that that's just a good thing. I would have wanted something to be true more, maybe in my whole life. Like I don't trust Calvin's opinion on Stranger Things because when this the fourth season came out and we all watched it together, he loved it like it was his own child, and then all of a sudden somebody said something to him. No, no, because you were like on your stream or whatever, or talking to your friends on Discord, like I don't like Stranger Things. The rest of the rest of the show can suck it. The rest of the show can suck it. Yeah, because he smokes weed all the time. That's a fourth Calvin. The fourth season is good. The rest of the show can suck it. Okay, that's also wrong. No, because who was the one bowling his eyes out? Jackson, Calvin, when Barb died. We were young. If we watched that show now for the first time, we would. Yeah, that was them. We would we would not have reacted like that if we were watching the show for the first time right now. It would not nope. You have no idea if that's true or not. Next question. Gambler

Beer Jokes Concerts And Road Trip Wins

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Sean. Oh boy. What's something you can say about a beer, but not about your girlfriend? Bottoms up. Nice. Pop the cap off. What does that mean? What the f I don't know. Like the cap, the bottle cap, like you pop it off. But there's no cap on a girl. Oh, that's just wow, Calvin. That was. Yeah, like you pop it off and it fizzes. Okay. Jizzes. Oh! I get the jizz of that. Oh my god. This thing tastes like piss, but I'm probably still gonna drink it. Too much head. There you have it. Next question. Calvin, you want to go again? Can you redeem yourself? I like mine. I like the darker ones. Oh mom's killing you. Pop the cap off. Doesn't make any sense. You fizz. It explodes when you shake it. Yeah, sure. There you go. Oh, I need a doctor guy. Next question. Jack T10601. Jack T. Because there's 10,600 and 10,600 other Jack Ts. Uh, what is your favorite era of rockslash metal? Jack's go. 70s. Calvin, come on. Now. Early 2000s. Now and early 2000s. Good question. Sure, 2010s. Okay. Uh okay. I don't know how to say this. A Brennick A Brennicarge's two? A Brennicard's. A Brennicard. A Brennicard is two. What's your question? A Brennicarge's two. Brennan cards. Peanut butter and jelly are at war. Who wins and what type of bread was the battlefield? Okay, so peanut butter is winning because jelly sucks. Um and what's the bread? Yeah. Toast. What kind of bread? Not how is the bread prepared? Oh, like the bread? Calvin, I'm about to slap across the face. White bread. Shocking! He said white bread. White bread. Calvin or I don't even know their names. Jackson! That's the question. The white bread is toasted. Just for you viewers. Yeah, it's toasted. It's a battlefield. Calvin's really in rare form tonight. I don't know. Peanut butter does win because it takes over everything in flavor, and the bread would be burnt toast. But what kind of bread? Oh, a kind of bread. Sourdough. Okay. That's a type of bread, dumb. That's a type of bread, dumbass. So is white bread. You didn't even say it though! So is white bread. It is? But how can you call him a dumbass? Go ahead. Rage. Mom, what? This is deteriorated so quickly. Well, what are you- Who's winning? I mean, I feel like the logic of peanut butter winning is solid. I'm trying to come up for a reason why jelly would win. It doesn't. But it just wanna know why it automatically loses? Jelly roll. Okay. Okay. If this was a fair fight, I would say peanut butter wins, but if it's prison roll, prison rules, I would say jelly because jelly roll. Yeah. And I would say that the battlefield is made of multi-grain bread. So it's healthy. Pumper nickel? Yeah, because pepper and jelly, you don't put that on pumper and nickel. Wait, that's a type of bread? Yeah. Pumper nickel? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Guys, we'll make it, we'll make it the red bar and a pumper nickel. Cow, it was called pumper nickel because it was made by a prostitute and you could pump her for a nickel. Back in the 1800s. Stop it! Yeah, but pumper nickel. Yeah, uh, Julian, let me rip my sandwich on a pumper nickel. Can you make that flat? Thank you. Let me get a next question. Let me get another shakes pumper nickel, please. Next question. Spencer underscore read 2008 asked. Pumper nickel. What is the favorite concert you've ever been to? What's your favorite concert you've ever been to? Alice Cooper. DGD. House of Heroes. Okay. Great. Oh, yeah. How many people were in the room? 50? No. Listen, I would have to say right now it's any Five Aron Frenzy concert. I was gonna say Five Iron Frenzy. Yeah. I thought you were gonna say Bill Murray. The next one will be my favorite. Okay. Yeah, there was a little a couple of things there, but Five Aron Frenzy, every concert, it was always sold out, packed, and everyone in the room was singing every word, and I love shows like that. Nowadays, they were very good live. Yep. Okay, next question. Saturn 9 Records asks how many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies. Rob Rob. Twelve. Rob Rob. Six. Because he's demonic. Six six six. Yes, six. I see what you did there. Yeah. You the devil. Uh I would say 69. Next question. Ben Benginator 800. Nice username. Bengenator. Benjaminator. Ben. What is everyone's favorite Disney character of all time? Darth Vader. Not Disney. Yes, he is. Yes, he is! Oh my god, he's a property that was bought by Disney. Yeah. I'm talking like a Disney character. All right. Can we do Pixar? No. No, Disney. Oh, damn. Oh, so I'll go with uh I'll go with uh Kevin from Up. That's Pixar. Disney such S. There are no good original characters. Oh, oh! Uh Wreck It Ralph? Oh, Cal. That's not Pixar? That's Disney. Can we name some Disney movies? I can't think of it. I would I'm gonna go with um Oh, what is his name? Oh, I'll go with the Candle. From Big Hero Six, the big white dude? Baymax. That's Baymax! Baymax is mine. Baymax is mine. I'll go with the candle from Beauty and the Beast because that makes me wanna candle. Okay, can you say an actual answer? That was his answer. Better than Wreck It Ralph. Yeah. So Wreck It Ralph is your ironic. Wreck It Ralph, everyone forgot about. Jackson, you don't even like Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, no kidding. You know what? You haven't even seen it? I've seen it once. I watched it in school. It wasn't that good. I watched the live action one. Emma Watson in that. I'm kidding. No. He's not kidding. No. Wow. I love it. I love how he took it. So Jackson, when he was in the theater. Oh, I'm a Hogan! I'm being her guest right now! Calvin, when he saw Toy Story 2. Oh no! This movie is so good! No one looked down! I didn't even see the Big Bits! Wow, okay. Can you answer, please? B-Max, yeah. Okay. Wow, next question. Terrible. Kaboom! 365 YT. Great. Shout out to Kaboom. Please don't mention Darla. Favorite current show. What's your favorite current show? By the way, Calvin loves Ashley from a game called Resident Evil. You're so annoying. No, I don't. Why did he say it then? Because, so in the in the part of the game, if you're playing as a girl and you're crouched, and the camera angle, you it's directly in her butt. Hey, Calvin, when you give him crap every day. So they were like, oh, Calvin, Calvin's looking at ice eat butt. I don't know, Calvin like ice eat butt. Yeah, because you could move the camera. No, you can't! No, you can't. He was like, wait, can you? No, you can't! No, you can't. Okay. Next question. Wait a minute. Did anyone answer? No one answered that. Answered it. Can you actually read it? Favorite current show. Favorite current show. Daredevil, Born Again. Cowin. Favorite current show. Have we watched any other ones besides Born Again? Yeah, we have. I mean, why are we watching St. Dennis? Love on the Spectrum's also really good. Nah, Born Again. Yeah, never mind. I was about to say. Rach. Yeah, I mean, the Daredevil stuff has been great, but I would say, in terms of like rewatchability, potential comfort show type stuff, St. Dennis Medical. And I've also, after abandoning it for multiple for many years, I've been watching Family Guy again a lot. Luckily he's a family guy. Um I would say do anything. Other than the stuff that's mentioned. Hey, Cal. Okay. Yikes. I I don't care. He's really forgotten. He's on something tonight. ADHD kicking in. I think I would say the chair company on HBO, which is Tim Robinson, really out there. It almost reminds me at certain points of like a funny backrooms. There's some crazy crap in it. Yeah, he's see? He's sitting there like, no. What can't be a good one? No, I'm not. Yes, he is. No, I'm not. Okay. Anyways. By the way, Calvin loves Ashley from a game called Resident Evil. Just wanted to put that out there again. No, I don't. Search her up. Alright! Well, she's annoying, and I also hate her in the game because she's like, oh Leon! Oh Leon, help me, help me! Move out of the way! I'm trying to kill some zombies, and you're just like, oh Leon, Leon! Oh, that's what he was saying in his sleep on vacation. Oh, Leon, Leon. Leon's a baddie. I'm not gay, but if I were to be, smash. Here's our last question. Jackson UOF1 says, How did Jackson get to be so hot and sexy? I don't know. Genetics. That's what I would say. It's really good genes. I would say like um taking care of himself. That's what dad would be. Oh, yeah, taking care of himself and hardworking. I'm such a goody two shoes. I'm a gold retriever because I'm so loyal and hardworking. I guess I'm just gonna go start to smoke crack and cheat on my wife and have a second family somewhere and spend all our money on I don't know what bad what do bad people buy? Dildos? I'm not sure. Dildos. I don't know what bad people buy, but I guess I guess I'm gonna start buying it. Guess instead of uh going to church, I'm gonna go to the whorehouse. The whorehouse. The whorehouse, yeah. People who don't go there! That's who! God, you guys are assholes, man. Well, we didn't answer the question. He's not. Oh, okay. And while how would we know, anyways? We can't speak to that. So that by the way, that was Jackson who asked that question if you didn't catch that. Oh. I didn't think that. Wow, you didn't even it was his. I said Jackson UOF! Oh, I thought I thought that was like a fan. No. I put that as a joke. I didn't know he was actually gonna pick it. Oh man, you must not know me that well then. Yeah. Yeah, he would pick that. Alright, let's end it with something that was good from this week. Oh. Uh should be pretty easy. So going to Cleveland, me and family. Joe's Records finally opens in Memphis. That was great. Saw Mandalorian and Grogu three times. Great movie. Don't hate on it. We saw backrooms, phenomenal. It was backrooms, yeah. Backrooms was great. We traveled over 1,400 miles, probably like around 1700 totally. We ate a lot of filter. We got home safely, so that was good. So much good food. Slime's, Johnny's, Mr. Heroes, Shobacchi, Mr. Hero. Man, the thing I got for slime's. That was so good. What'd you get? Like uh. What was it? You would have liked it. It looked like fancy Arbies. It looked like a roast beef and cheddar. Oh, and that like barbecue. Oh, and then the fries with the beer cheese. And we had steak and shake milkshakes from there. That was great. Oh, the Johnny's milkshake. Oh! Plus, we got to see movies at Cinemark, which is a real theater. Not Michael. Get a clue. Yeah, not Michael. Oh, we also went to the couple. You mean Malco? No, the Malco. No, the Michael movie. Oh, oh, okay. We also went to Hex. That was a good place to eat. That was there was also. There was the Roman burger. Oh. It's something special. It really is. I can't believe it's not in more places in the United States. They better not come to Memphis. Memphis will screw it up. They will r they will screw it up. Because Memphis is relatively terrible. Accurate.