Rapid-Fire Family Favorites

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The fastest way to learn who someone is? Put them on the spot with “favorite” questions and let the arguing begin. We open with what felt truly terrible this week, including our reaction to the live-action Moana trailer and an all-too-real dentist rant, then we hit the gas on a rapid-fire round that turns into a full personality reveal.

We trade picks for favorite movies, foods, and songs, bouncing from The Dark Knight to Back To The Future, from fried chicken and potatoes to anything Mexican, and from Alice Cooper to Underoath with a surprise shout for the Wallace & Gromit theme. Along the way, we get into holiday loyalty, boredom habits, and the kind of misheard lyrics debate that only happens when you’ve known each other forever. If you love funny conversation podcasts, sibling-style roasting, and pop culture opinions with zero filter, this one is built for you.

Then we go deeper without getting sappy: favorite family memories, Universal Studios nostalgia, inside jokes that never die, the best things we’ve filmed together, and the weird food combos we can’t explain but still stand by. We wrap by sharing what we actually like about ourselves and end on a “not so terrible” win from the week.

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Transcript

Moana Wig And Dentist Pain

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Alright, so what was terrible this week? Oh, the live action Moana trailer came out. Oh my god. It looks terrible. Dwayne's wig, it just looks so bad.

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Oh, you and the rocker on a first name basis? That's cool.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

He was just saying his name, but the wig is just so bad. It's terrible. Everyone is hating on it. Is there anything terrible else terrible this week?

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Um, I went to the dentist today. That was terrible. There are so many things I would rather.

SPEAKER_02 0:35

You're asking if he danced for the dentist?

SPEAKER_03 0:38

There's so many things I would rather do than the dentist. Like my jaw hurts right now. I just I hate everything about the dentist.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

I never want to do a dentist either. I don't. She is not wildcasting right now.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

Listen, this is like, yeah, you're just a lot right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Wow. I thought the drugs from the dentist would help.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

Can we move on? I'm bored.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Damn. I am so not into you today. Anyways, I'm Josh.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

I'm Rachel.

Favorite Movies Start The Draft

SPEAKER_02 1:13

I'm Calvin. I'm Jackson. And this is relatively terrible. I love you, but you're all terrible. We're gonna be talking about all of our favorite things. We've got a ton of different categories. We've got a lot of them, so we're gonna get going here. What is your favorite movie of all time?

SPEAKER_00 1:28

The Dark Knight. Best superhero movie ever. Heath Ledger, R.I.P., best villain of all time, personal opinion. After Walter White.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Godzilla King of the Monsters.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

It's a good action movie. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

I'm gonna recency bias, but I'll say Project Hail Mary right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Favorite movie of all time.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

Maybe, maybe. Could be recency bias. Is that like Godzilla minus one or the Royal Tenant Bombs? I don't know. Too many good ones. It's hard to have an all-time favorite.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Dang. Favorite movie of all time. I'm gonna have to go with Back to the Future.

unknown 2:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Because everyone knew that.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

You were either gonna do that or Crowdy Kid.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Cratty Kid, as I've gotten older, I realized how flawed it is. Yeah, it's good, but no. And Project Hail Mary, it's probably gonna end up taking the top spot once I see it about six or seven more times.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

Got it. Okay.

Foods We’d Eat Forever

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Okay, question two. Question two. What is your favorite food?

SPEAKER_00 2:26

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 2:29

How do you know? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. This is easy. Never mind. Thanksgiving. Okay. Fried chicken. Shocker.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

Potatoes. Always. Like any way you can serve them.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

You were either gonna say potatoes or pie. It was either gonna be one of those.

Favorite Songs And Misheard Lyrics

SPEAKER_02 2:49

I'm gonna go anything Mexican. And Rachel knows this, but if she happens to pass away before me, I'm going to marry a Mexican woman who can cook Mexican food. My other favorite is chicken colors. There it's also fried chicken. We know you love chicken. What is your favorite? Do not take more than a second answering this, any of you. What is your favorite song of all time? Oh, Feed My Frankenstein.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

Bye? Alice Cooper. Okay. That one, every time I hear it, I turn it up.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Just say a dance given dance song, Calvin.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

We know this is one of those such your heart. That one's even harder. But I just Whoa, hey, yo.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Say Zephany, my favorite songs that makes me harder.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

The say Zeppelin song. I'm just kidding. Oh, I know about it. I know. This is the Wallace and Gromet theme song.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Oh my gosh, Calvin.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Okay, Rage.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

Um, I don't really have one. I guess I'll say Mercedes Babies by House of Heroes.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Oh, wow. Okay, favorite song of all time for me is going to be Dais Nuts.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

That's taking more than a second.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

It's dangerous business walking out your front door by under oath. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Yes, good enough. Okay. Is that the Drowning in my sea?

SPEAKER_02 4:26

I literally just re-listened to that album, too, during school. Because there's reinventing your exit, and then there's that song, and I think it that's the one that includes the drowning in my sleep, and that's my one of my favorite parts of the side.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

Wait, Drowning in my sleep or drowning in my sea? Sleep. In my sleep. Oh, I always thought it was Drowning in my sea. So you thought the guy in the song owned a sea?

Holiday Picks And Boredom Habits

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Interesting. Okay, next one. What is your favorite holiday? Favorite. Oh. Thanksgiving. Quimish. Christmas. Christmas. Quimmish. Followed closely by Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:02

Yeah. All right. What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored? Remember, this is a PG13 podcast.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Yeah. So all you 16-year-olds don't say, oh, play with my lotion.

SPEAKER_02 5:18

Okay. It's our go, go. This is our best episode ever.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Alright, Jackson. Okay. Uh, yeah, listening to music or reading manga. Or playing with my lotion.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

Reading.

Family Memories That Still Hit

SPEAKER_02 5:36

I love walking and listening to audiobooks while I walk because it makes me feel smarter. Anyway. That's the press on. What is your favorite family memory?

SPEAKER_00 5:46

The Christmas where you told us we were going to Grand Country. I remember that very clearly. Grant Country! Grand Country.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

Alright, Cal. Uh going of the first time. Uh the first time writing the Harry Potter Green Gotch wide. I thought I was not gonna wipe it, but then I really wiped it.

unknown 6:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Rage? Rach.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

This is hard to choose, but I do think the very first time we went to Universal Studios, and then the very first time we rode E.T. Ooh. Because I rode that as a kid. Show peak. And so I needed that ride to like live up to my memory, live up to past expectations, and I was very nervous for all of you to like it. Um, which it it did all of those things.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

So, yes, for me, the first time going to Universal, I'll never forget that because I never thought we'd be able to do anything like that, honestly. I never thought we'd have the money. Also, just yeah, riding that ride and twofold, it was also a great uploads of fun memory because I remember being recognized so many times. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. And you finally being like, oh uploads of fun, I guess it's pretty popular.

SPEAKER_03 7:07

That's not true.

Snacks TV And Family Traits

SPEAKER_02 7:09

You're still a dick talented. What? My husband's actually talented. Damn. I like that. I like that. That was perfect. That was perfect. Okay. What is your favorite snack?

SPEAKER_00 7:26

Ooh, popcorn, cheez-its, chips, and dip.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Come on, daddy. We had a roll! We had a flow. And then him. What a snack.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

Oh, come on. Oh, protein bars. Anything that's high in protein, low and carbon in fiber.

SPEAKER_03 7:56

Really? This is gonna be our top topic.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

I hope whatever you three eat tonight, including you, Rachel, gives you diarrhea. Okay. My favorite snack of all time is Fool Ranch Doritos. Okay, cool. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

What is your favorite TV show? Breaking Bad. Uh Phoenicia Ferg.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

I I think I think I gotta say Bob's Burgers, but uh, it's like the earlier seasons. Later stuff is more hit and miss. But yeah, Bob's burgers.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

Well, I think I'm gonna have to say the office. Classic. Next question is what is your favorite thing about this family? We we are very opinionated.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

We actually love each other. My dad didn't leave.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

Damn. Wow. Sorry for all the people where your dad did leave.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

He wins.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

Um I I think how sarcastic we are and uh just constantly making jokes at each other and ripping on each other's is it?

SPEAKER_02 9:12

Yeah. All those. Plus, I love how we're trying to be. This is gonna sound really self-righteous, but I love how we're trying to be sort of a new breed of Christian. Um, we're not trying to be Christian douchebags.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

So I feel like we're really What the hell are the hand signals for? What was I doing?

SPEAKER_02 9:39

Anyways, let's move on.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Remember, this is a podcast. People listen. Not everyone's gonna see whatever it is you're doing.

Trips Desserts And Inside Jokes

SPEAKER_02 9:48

What is your favorite vacation or place you've been? Ooh. Austin, Texas. Universal.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Yeah, universal.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

Universal Studios, 100%.

SPEAKER_03 10:00

I love Austin though. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

Wow. What is your favorite dessert? Ooh. Uh broke the flow, Jackson.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

Broke, no. Oh, I don't mind pudding. Bread pudding. What red pudding? I said bread pudding. What is red pudding? Just bread pudding.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Mom's homemade cake.

unknown 10:21

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Ooh, the cake with the chocolate frosting.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

Okay. Uh, I love pie. Nearly any kind of pie.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

A number, mom.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

Okay. Wow. If I had my way, I would love a whole plate of chocolate chip cookies and milk without the chocolate chips.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

That is so weird.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

I just like they're so good.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

Uh, okay. What is your favorite inside joke that we have?

SPEAKER_00 10:55

They're all references from TV and shows.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

That's it, isn't it? It's always like just I think it's all the random, it's all the movie quotes or TV show quotes.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

Alright, so just say one. Hi, I'm Doug. I like long walks on the beach and bags of pork rinds. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Uh that's a great one. How we make fun of Jackson for listening to music that's really old.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Oh, that is true. Oh, now I need to think more along those lines. Um, I know. It's all just the random TV show quotes, you know. You can't see. You can't see.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Yes, just all the quotes.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

Constantly.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

I think it's how we constantly rip on you for books. That's my favorite.

unknown 11:49

Yeah.

Childhood Toys And Complaint Fuel

SPEAKER_02 11:50

I'm sorry. Okay, we're gonna move on before she gets even more mad at me. What is your favorite toy or thing you had as a kid?

SPEAKER_00 12:00

I had the stuffed animal. Uh I had one giraffe, and then I also had one elephant. Oh, yeah. I always remember those two.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

The elephant came from the Cleveland Zoo. I don't remember where the giraffe came from, but you carried the giraffe around so much that in his neck, like the stuffing separated from where he held it. Yeah, like it was indented there.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

What about the shark two from IKEA?

SPEAKER_03 12:22

Yeah, he didn't carry that around as much though.

SPEAKER_02 12:25

I remember that.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

That didn't leave the house though, but the you always had the giraffe or the elephant elephant with you.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Calvin? Anyway. Uh my bourgeois year toy that I had. Say it again because it sounded like your Budweiser toy. My no, say it normal. Your butt light year toy.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

No, my budge light year toy. My Budweiser toy. That's that's Budge Lightyear. That's amazing. Okay, now my favorite toy. Could you go through a bunch and he would talk? Okay. You guys should do a winter. Please save us.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

When I was a kid, I was the flower girl in my aunt and uncle's wedding, and they gifted me a clock. And I think it's like precious moments, I'm not sure. Uh, and I I still have that clock that was always up on my shelves. Oh wow.

unknown 13:11

Can't wait.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

What?

SPEAKER_02 13:17

Okay, I had a toy called a glow worm. And you would you would squeeze it and it lit up. Fun fact, when you took out the thing that lit up, it looked like something really sus. Oh my think about that now. I didn't think about that when I was a kid, thank God. Oh my gosh. But my glow worm. Okay. What is your favorite thing to complain about? Oh, school. Uh, Fortnite.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

Everything. I if that if it exists, I'll complain about it.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Other drivers. Ooh. Yeah. Alright, next. What is your favorite restaurant?

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Mr. Hero. Hot Dottie.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Flight.

Best Things We’ve Filmed Together

SPEAKER_02 14:03

Ooh. Chipotle. That was terrible. Okay. What is your favorite thing we've ever filmed together?

SPEAKER_00 14:16

Oh, when we did the ad for Live Nation when we went to go see Alice Cooper. That was awesome.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

I was gonna say uh me talking about saving the slaves. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

I mean, I think it's awkward questions, just consistently.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

Yeah, I've got two. The the time machine question where Calvin said he was gonna save the slaves is probably to the slaves. That was amazing. And then the other thing I really loved Transsiberian Orchestra. Oh, that was great. Like that was an ad that we we did and for Live Nation as well. But it was really fun and really great to finally be able to see Transsiberian Orchestra. It's not something I would like actually go do, and now I think I might for Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

I've loved all the Uncle Ray stuff you guys have done. All those potato chips in the house. Yeah, that's pretty great.

Weird Food Combos We Defend

SPEAKER_02 15:09

We're hopefully gonna do more Uncle Ray's stuff. Uncle Ray's sponsor used. Yeah. Okay. What is your favorite weird food combo? Jackson. I like uh pickles and peanut butter.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Wow. Uh goldfish and chocolate pudding. I freaking knew it.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

And kindergarten, that's mine is not a weird combo, but it's weird the way I like to eat it. Because I love chips and dip. But I just did this last night. Well, my favorite thing to do is when you get like all the crumbs at the bottom of the bag, is you just pour them in a bowl and you put in the chip dip and you just mix it and like then eat it with a spoon, like it's cereal.

What We Like About Ourselves

SPEAKER_02 15:52

I like hot dogs and glazed donuts. All right. What? Do I have a weird food combo? Not really. I don't really think that I do. Uh okay. What is your favorite thing about yourself? Ooh, my taste in music. My neck beard. Okay. That's not something we probably. It's not. Rach.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

I mean, I What are you, an emo kid?

SPEAKER_02 16:29

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Come my life in the past.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

I don't know. I don't know. I love the diary.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

I I am good with words. Like I'm writing, editing mostly editing kind of, you know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

I can't talk apparently though, so that's what you get for making fun of me. That's what you get.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

I didn't really think.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

I'm sure the world has a word for that, but I'm not gonna use it.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 16:54

My favorite thing about myself is being able to talk to anyone and just, you know, kind of automatically give a person respect and dignity as soon as I meet them without completely 100% judging them. Unless they're driving.

SPEAKER_01 17:15

And then I'm like, then it all goes out the door. Okay, what's the next question?

Weekly Wins And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_03 17:20

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

So what was not so terrible from this past week?

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Uh seeing Project Hail Mary for the second time in theaters. That was great. What was good? Well, not only seeing it in theaters, but then afterwards getting Chipotle. That Chipotle was great. Shut up, Calvin.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

I got Taco Bell. It was, and it was a it was a deal that my mom got. It was a tolupa, uh a regular taco, five chicken nuggies, fries, and a side of ranch.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

I like how he says it like you're a Taco Bell informant. It was a deal that my mom got. Yeah. She was like she like negotiated it with Taco Bell. She's like, this dinner's for my son. My son. You will give him the extra kilouba.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

I fought for this country.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

But it was good though. So now I feel like everyone out there knows us a little bit better. Maybe more than they want to. And that's relatively terrible.